now I know why
everyone on tumblr
IS SINGLE
(via whycantweliveforever)
how does one tell a boy that one likes him
I am a boy and have a foolproof plan for this:
- text them and start playing one of those 20q games
- if they start being a dodgy fella drop em
- if they ask “You like anyone?”
reply Yeah, you.- If they give you a negative reply sayin they dont like you back then just correct yourself to “*Yeah, you?”
dude that is genius
slow clappin’ it out.
(via satans-testicle)
"When you decide to die, little things begin to happen. You stop looking both ways before you cross the street, you start answering the door without asking who’s there. You don’t hold onto the railing when you go down the escalator, you play with matches. You smoke, and breathe it in, actually praying it will make a difference. Deciding to die is actually almost nice, in a way. You stop caring. Even if you are not pro-actively looking for ways to kill yourself, you stop looking for ways to survive. "
— (via junecoast)
(Source: choke97, via sparklinglifer)
15 amazing things in nature you won’t believe actually exist
(via sparklinglifer)
my brother is 21 years old and a chef in a 5 star restaurant and he still has dinosaur shaped chicken nuggets for dinner every night so dont let anybody tell you how to live your life
(via journey2healthandfit)
(Source: imaginebreaking, via xlaurelx)
(Source: milkywaywhite, via journey2healthandfit)
i don’t want a boyfriend i just want multiple attractive boys to constantly give me attention
Break an expensive vase
kiss kiss fall in love
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(Source: sighsomemore, via imgonnamakeachange)
What Aquarius Hates
what
the
fuck
I WANT THE WIBBLY WOBBLY CHESS SET
(Source: trolleochileno.net, via anything--but--average)
Reason why I hate cats. They’re so scary.
(Source: i-was-born-a-unicorn, via anything--but--average)
having “feelings” is ruining my reputation of being a heartless bitch
(via satans-testicle)
