August 2011
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Me: Hey Tumblr, I'll be right back, I just gotta-
Tumblr: Sit your fucking ass down.
Me: Ok
Reblog if your Tumblr is NOT connected to your...
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i want names.who would ever do this
Empty. Dead. Lost. Hurting.
WatchOH MY GOD.
WHAT IS THIS.
LOOK AT YOUR CHOICES.
JAMIE.
OMG.
I CAN’T
HOLY SHIT.
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I honestly feel sorry for my future kids if they...
Kid: "Mom?"
Me: "Yeah?"
Kid: "...would you still love me if...I was gay?"
Me: "...are you gay?"
Kid: "Yes."
Me: "OH MY GOD YES COME HERE NEW FAVORITE CHILD I KNEW I RAISED YOU RIGHT GIVE ME A HUG I'M MAKING COOKIES DO YOU WANT A NEW CAR HERE PUT GLEE IN THE DVD PLAYER WE'RE HAVING A PARTY."
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#beautifulphrases
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I wish you had to wake up as early as I do because then I could call you in the mornings and hear your voice before I went to school.
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Did you have an awesome time? Did you drink...
Everybody is still talking the earthquake that happened yesterday.
And it’s really funny. I get why they’re talking about it so much.
BECAUSE SHIT LIKE THAT DOESN’T HAPPEN IN MARYLAND.
That’s why it’s so exciting apparently lol.
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I miss elementary school.
I miss the simple things. I miss when everyone cared about their grades, when there was recess. I miss when the biggest issue was who got to the swings first, or who got the bounciest kickball. I miss the little contests I had with one of my friends to see who could raise their hand the fastest in class. I miss playing four square with my best friend from second grade to sixth. I miss the day I...
Lol people are pissing me off today.
Like EVERYONE is pissing me off omg.
It’s so funny.
The tiniest thing makes me want to punch a baby.
